"I ain't been nuttin' but bad."

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I pushed sigmaration in the mud (-17 points). In September I stole amber_laine's purse (-30 points). In July I gave esimom a kidney (1000 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-135 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cursedcassandra

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