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cursedcassandra ([personal profile] cursedcassandra) wrote2007-11-27 09:57 am

"I ain't been nuttin' but bad."

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I pushed [livejournal.com profile] sigmaration in the mud (-17 points). In September I stole [livejournal.com profile] amber_laine's purse (-30 points). In July I gave [livejournal.com profile] esimom a kidney (1000 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-135 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
cursedcassandra

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