Stolen from Eyelid--she gets to be eaten first!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In May, I stopped sigmaration from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In August, I fed puckish to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I exposed emma_goldman to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In March, I sacrificed hannibalv to Cthulhu (500 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very good (1280 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
cursedcassandra

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I just had a woman ask me to explain "bling bling."

I guess there are some things I'll miss about this job.