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Stupid Meme
Nov. 10th, 2005 12:16 amQ&A
Body:
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
I get in and start the water.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Only if I'm showering with Dr. Bonners. Otherwise, I trust my stylist's recommendations.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal Essences commercial?
Occassionally, and those are very good times.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?:
Yes, it's not nearly as sexy as one might think. It's often sweet, but I find that drydock is better for the hibbetyjibbety.
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
No, that would be creepy.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Yep.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?:
Yes, and it hurts!
8.) How old do you look?:
Good question. When I informed a co-worker of my age, she gasped. This often happens. Most people think I'm in my early 20s.
9.) How old do you act?:
19 and 65, often within the same breath.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Sex Bomb--Tom Jones
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
The "majority"--yay on the death of the propositions!
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Girl Movie Night, a meeting, quality coffeeshop time with my dreaded task, dancing and carousing in San Francisco, and brunch in the AM.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed.
Both.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Her pedigree.
15.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
Nope.
16.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
I really haven't given it much thought...there's plenty of candidates.
17.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?:
Zach Braff
18) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
Everyone does. Mine likes to be dropped off in the wilderness with only a knife and a piece of flint. Apparently it's "fun".
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
No.
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
No.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I think so, are the Kings still considered a good team?
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the botton of the bag?
I love popcorn but I won't martyr myself to the leftover junk.
23). Have you ever had sex in a tent
No. However, outside the tent...
24). What about in a boat?
No.
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
God no.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Sadly, no.
28.) Would you kill George W Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
No, but it's not that I don't think it's a bang up idea. It's just that I value human life, even his.
29.) Should guys wear pink?
Sure.
Body:
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
I get in and start the water.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Only if I'm showering with Dr. Bonners. Otherwise, I trust my stylist's recommendations.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal Essences commercial?
Occassionally, and those are very good times.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?:
Yes, it's not nearly as sexy as one might think. It's often sweet, but I find that drydock is better for the hibbetyjibbety.
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
No, that would be creepy.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Yep.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?:
Yes, and it hurts!
8.) How old do you look?:
Good question. When I informed a co-worker of my age, she gasped. This often happens. Most people think I'm in my early 20s.
9.) How old do you act?:
19 and 65, often within the same breath.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Sex Bomb--Tom Jones
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
The "majority"--yay on the death of the propositions!
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Girl Movie Night, a meeting, quality coffeeshop time with my dreaded task, dancing and carousing in San Francisco, and brunch in the AM.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed.
Both.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Her pedigree.
15.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
Nope.
16.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
I really haven't given it much thought...there's plenty of candidates.
17.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?:
Zach Braff
18) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
Everyone does. Mine likes to be dropped off in the wilderness with only a knife and a piece of flint. Apparently it's "fun".
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
No.
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
No.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I think so, are the Kings still considered a good team?
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the botton of the bag?
I love popcorn but I won't martyr myself to the leftover junk.
23). Have you ever had sex in a tent
No. However, outside the tent...
24). What about in a boat?
No.
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
God no.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Sadly, no.
28.) Would you kill George W Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
No, but it's not that I don't think it's a bang up idea. It's just that I value human life, even his.
29.) Should guys wear pink?
Sure.
