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I hate Net Zero and I hate Yahoo...between the two of them, I can't even check my f*&king email.

Butt Update

I went to the doctor and he said my ass was perfect (it's probably the first time a man has ever said that). Apparently things are healing exactly as they're supposed to--the icky goo is an inevitable result of having sliced through part of a muscle and is temporary. Even the nurse vouched for the beauty and health of my wound. Whoo hoo! Things are good. And I don't have to take the Milk of Magnesia anymore--I'll miss that special nightcap. Unfortunately, I'm supposed to completely go off the pain meds (which I had titrated down to one or two a day anyways) and to quit bitching. I'm healthy, I'm healing...the ass is happy and I should be too.

And that is the butt update.

In other worlds, I'm tired. I'm sleepy. I'm taking a nap.

The landlord just sprung news of a Tuesday morning electrical outlet inspection on us and I've got to get a little rest before I clean the apartment.

Happy Monday all!

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Her deep dark secret is that she dated Fabio?

LOL

That is the lamest most contrived crap I've ever heard.

And he can't hang with that.

LOL even harder.

I LOVE reality television. It's SO absurd.