More prattle

Lessons from a midnight run to Rite Aid.

Milk of Magnesia is expensive.
Hells Angels are still indeed bad ass, nevermind that charity crap.
Even for a starving Weight Watcher, Thrify Ice Cream is not tempting.

I still have not studied for tomorrow's midterm. It seems that regardless of the circumstances, I am a BAD student. And a procrastinator. I'm evil. I'm lazy. I'm still not opening my notes.

Also, in my defense, Vicodin makes it difficult to study (I had to take two more pills). It doesn't say much for my jobs that I can perform them flawlessly while totally doped up on V.

Gay Weddings

I got my first official gay wedding invitation today. I officially feel included in the phenomenon. I'm thrilled.

I am SO down with this revolution.

I'm not so interested in the political implications of gay marriage, but rather the social opportunities. I LOVE weddings! And I haven't been attending my fair share of them because so many of my friends are gay and have been denied the privilege of matrimony. Sure, there's been christenings and house-warmings, but sadly no weddings. But things are changing.

And the only thing better than a wedding is a GAY wedding. It's guaranteed to be fabulous with fantastic food and with people who actually dance. And the decorations! I'm trembling just thinking about it!

Thank you Mayor Newsom and kiss my bloodied pus-filled ass George W. Bush.

And fuck you Bill Lockyer and Gov. Terminator , if you harsh my mellow on this you will regret it. I'll make you rue the day. That's a promise!

Happy engagement Holly and Jennifer! :)

Stolen from LisaMaria

Step 1: Open your MP3 player.
Step 2: Put all of your music on random.
Step 3: Write down the first 20 songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing.

1)India Arie-- Ready for Love
2)Cat Stevens- If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out
3) Neil Young--Down By the River
4) Jimmy Durante- As Time Goes By
5) Duran Duran- Save A Prayer
6) Beatles with Ravi Shankar- Across The Universe
7) Toad the Wet Sproket- Walk on the Water
8) The Strokes- Last Night
9) Lucy Kaplansky- End of the Day
10) Icehouse- Electric Blue
11) Rolling Stones- Paint It Black
12) Jethro Tull-Cheap Day Return
13) Elvis Presley- I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
14) Beatles- Eleanor Rigby
15) Norah Jones- Shoot The Moon
16) Nick Drake- At the Chime of a City Clock
17) Ben Harper- Beloved One (Live Acoustic)
18) Paul Simon- Darling Lorraine
19) Telepopmusik- Breathe
20) Jimmy Eats World- The Middle