Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah!

A short update from a not-terribly-sunny Southern California!

Extravagant life crises (not mine! hooray and boo all in the same breath!), gingerbread houses, flaming plum pudding, too many presents, sleepovers, a glut of Greyhounds, a miniature poodle nicknamed Liberace, prime rib, 25 foot waves, god awful family movies, and the love and joy of a dysfunctional family!

It's been good, if overwhleming (I don't think that I'll ever eat another sweet so long as I live *groan*).

I wish you all well and a very Merry Christmas!

Um, no. No really, don't.

Oh. my. goodness.

At Christmas dinner (of all places) I found out way too much about my parents' sex life. I can not stress WAY enough. There are things that scar you for life; and then there's hearing about your mother's sex drive. I'd share more, but I don't necessarily need company in my misery.

*boggle*
*shudder*