Okay...what the f*&k

I stumbled home tonight after an edifying night of popcorn, red vines, and the Seed of Chucky (I have no good excuse for this other than it was free and it beat watching COPS) to find something rather horrifying on my front stoop.

I live in an urban area, so there are all sorts of flavors of horrifying.

( But, this isn't one that I EVER expected to run into. )

Thank god for the digi cam or you'd think I was making this shit up.

Gah.

Better than Homecoming!

Dude, I'm bespectacled hottie of the week!

http://bespectacledhotties.tribe.net

I think this makes me the nerdiest girl to ever rock a pair of glasses, but right now it feels better than Homecoming Queen! Huzzah!

Besides, I prefer my glasses to that tiara any old day.