There's just something about my chest.
Jun. 17th, 2005 12:32 amThat screams nurture, comfort, and love.
This is especially true for children.
I wish it screamed porn star, defies gravity, or hot cha cha.
Unfortunately, for this is not true for fantastically hot men.
Alas.
I grew up with much younger sisters, inevitably they and their little friends would make a beeline for my boobs whenever they were hurt or sad. My ex's daughter once left the protection of her father's lap to bury her head in my chest during a particularly loud fireworks display. My niece likes to nuzzle me in a way that makes me distinctly uncomfortable. It's like something primal speaks to these children and says "COMFORTING BOSOM, THIS WAY!" I sometimes have to pry them off...kids are the number one thing I *don't* want between my breasts, right behind festering blisters or a tattoo of a ex's name. It's just not a good thing. I'm not overly fond of the wee ones and prefer that my breasts remain purely recreational at this juncture.
So, it was more than a little amusing when this delightful little boy, named Finnegan, came in this afternoon. He must have been a year old and he was SO cute. Tons of hair, a strong will (he threw his hat on the floor when my boss complimented him on it and informed his dad by an emphatic head shake that he was not going to wear it again), and a definite talent for working a crowd (he kept lifting his arms as though he were trying to get my boss and co-worker to do the wave).
When he saw me, his eyes got wide and he looked up at his dad and said, "Mama." His dad corrected him and said, "Not Mama" and then little Finnegan began patting his imaginary breasts and insisted, "MAMA." And little Finn kept patting his chest and calling out "Mama" until his Dad saw that I was blushing and hustled his progeny out of the store.
I have a funny feeling that it might have been lunchtime for our little boob man? It's that, or the kid has already cultivated an early appreciation for the female form. I do have to give him some credit, he's already got a knack for making the ladies blush.
Oy.
This is especially true for children.
I wish it screamed porn star, defies gravity, or hot cha cha.
Unfortunately, for this is not true for fantastically hot men.
Alas.
I grew up with much younger sisters, inevitably they and their little friends would make a beeline for my boobs whenever they were hurt or sad. My ex's daughter once left the protection of her father's lap to bury her head in my chest during a particularly loud fireworks display. My niece likes to nuzzle me in a way that makes me distinctly uncomfortable. It's like something primal speaks to these children and says "COMFORTING BOSOM, THIS WAY!" I sometimes have to pry them off...kids are the number one thing I *don't* want between my breasts, right behind festering blisters or a tattoo of a ex's name. It's just not a good thing. I'm not overly fond of the wee ones and prefer that my breasts remain purely recreational at this juncture.
So, it was more than a little amusing when this delightful little boy, named Finnegan, came in this afternoon. He must have been a year old and he was SO cute. Tons of hair, a strong will (he threw his hat on the floor when my boss complimented him on it and informed his dad by an emphatic head shake that he was not going to wear it again), and a definite talent for working a crowd (he kept lifting his arms as though he were trying to get my boss and co-worker to do the wave).
When he saw me, his eyes got wide and he looked up at his dad and said, "Mama." His dad corrected him and said, "Not Mama" and then little Finnegan began patting his imaginary breasts and insisted, "MAMA." And little Finn kept patting his chest and calling out "Mama" until his Dad saw that I was blushing and hustled his progeny out of the store.
I have a funny feeling that it might have been lunchtime for our little boob man? It's that, or the kid has already cultivated an early appreciation for the female form. I do have to give him some credit, he's already got a knack for making the ladies blush.
Oy.