Friday Five
May. 20th, 2005 07:59 amAnd it's hard for me to take a stand.
1. How tall are you?
5'4"
2. When is the last time you stood up for yourself?
When Hells Angels were mouthing off to my gay friend George, calling him all sorts of unkind things. When I heard this, I stood up, sauntered over with my considerable T&A (that Jaba the biker had been admiring all evening), buried George's head in it, told him it was time to go home, and asked Olivia (my friend who was also there) if she wanted to be part of our threesome. That seemed to fix the wheels of the Hells Angels but good.
3. Are you scared of heights?
Not really.
4. Tell us a tall tale:
Once upon a time there was a giant spider that roamed the land looking for bad little boys and girls to work in it's web-silk spinning sweatshop in Taipan. You can fill-in the rest to scare your kids straight on common courtesy and globalization.
5. Wookie-hookie: Did you see the new Star Wars movie?
No, and I have no intention to. Nerds.
1. How tall are you?
5'4"
2. When is the last time you stood up for yourself?
When Hells Angels were mouthing off to my gay friend George, calling him all sorts of unkind things. When I heard this, I stood up, sauntered over with my considerable T&A (that Jaba the biker had been admiring all evening), buried George's head in it, told him it was time to go home, and asked Olivia (my friend who was also there) if she wanted to be part of our threesome. That seemed to fix the wheels of the Hells Angels but good.
3. Are you scared of heights?
Not really.
4. Tell us a tall tale:
Once upon a time there was a giant spider that roamed the land looking for bad little boys and girls to work in it's web-silk spinning sweatshop in Taipan. You can fill-in the rest to scare your kids straight on common courtesy and globalization.
5. Wookie-hookie: Did you see the new Star Wars movie?
No, and I have no intention to. Nerds.