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I woke up early to watch Little House on the Prairie. "Grandpa" looks suspiciously like Charlton Heston. Sadly, a search on imdb.com reveals that it isn't good old Chuck. I guess this greatly reduces the odds of hearing the phrase "from my cold dead hands" on this episode.
Bummer.

Crossing the line...

I don't care if they're princess cookies, there are crumbs in my bed.

This will not stand.

You know who you are.

Be afraid, be very afraid.