A funny

Something that did cheer me up today...

One of my regular customers reported that she had heard someone talking about me (in the abstract, but it was definitely me). He was talking about the girl with long hair who wears the "This is What a Feminist Looks Like" tank top at ____________ (my place of work). She said he didn't seem to grasp the distinction between feminist and lesbian and said as much. She tried to explain it to him, but he refused to be swayed.

*snickers*

The gentleman in question also happens to be the older man who likes to ask me out repeatedly (one of the aforementioned old freaks with marginal social skills) , despite the fact that I keep saying no. Apparently I'm now gay.

This amuses me to no end. It gave me quite a chuckle, even after the crying jag in the bathroom. Clearly no straight woman could turn down the considerable charms of a midde-aged construction worker.

So here's my public service announcement this week:
It's not that I'm a lesbian, it's that I don't like YOU.