Jul. 18th, 2004

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Imagine if you will.

One side of the street: Self-proclaimed Satanists burning a copy of the Bible on a Hibachi with painted signs that say "Jesus is a cunt" and "666." Each has a snake draped around his neck and the ringleader is screaming passages from Anton Lavay's Satanic Bible at the Anti-Choicers who are responding with passages from their own Bible.

Other side of the street: Nutter anti-choicers, one dressed as a bloodied doctor, screaming into the recovery room of the clinic--some are singing spirituals, alternately holding up the bible or videotaping the "satanists" or me.

Mix in two confrontations between male partners with the antis and three satanists tangling with the scary antichoicer who's been arrested for having an arsenal in his "Pro LIFE" RV. Add a dash of a topless satanist mooning the anti-choicers and one threat from the nutty bloody doctor to mace me for singing at him through the fence. Garnish with one reporter and photographer and you have my Saturday escorting experience.

And no, this isn't an extraordinary Saturday save for the fact that we rarely see someone's ass.

Love this sh*t. Love it.

*sigh*
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Um, I really need this.

I truly believe that it would make me the happiest girl in the world for approximately 15 minutes. If I also had a parachute, I might be set for a full hour.

I support more toys in my life. But sadly, I cannot support more toys in my life in the important sense. Soy pobrecito. I need a sugah-dadday who will be content to buy me things in exchange for hearing about my ass (which is experiencing yet another technical difficulty). This arrangement may take time to form, so until then, I'm engaging in some pretty heavy wishful thinking.

Wish with me. Bring me your horse shoes, your four-leaf clovers, your ladybugs yearning to be free.

Or else, just bring me a puppy. That would work too.

*shrugs*

I want to go hiking. Maybe it's time for another death march up Mt. Tam. Or maybe it's time to get spiritual and shi shi in Marin. I suspect it's mostly time to get the hell out of town for a few days. Wish me luck on that too.
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Last Cigarette:Natalie's Going Away Party
Last Alcoholic Drink:White Wine at Laura's Birthday Party on 7/10/04
Last Car Ride:Driving home from work this evening.
Last Kiss:When I kissed back? Probably the last time I saw Dr. S. The last time I was kissed? When Dan tried to plant one on me on the way out of his house.
Last Good Cry:This morning in the bathtub
Last Library Book:Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott
Last book bought:Wonder When You'll Miss Me by Amanda Davis
Last Book Read:The Curse of the Singles Table by Suzanne Schlossberg--Research for work, if you can believe that.
Last Movie Seen in Theatres:Farenheit 911
Last Movie Rented:Beloved
Last Cuss Word Uttered:Damn and hell
Last Beverage Drank:Generic Diet Cola
Last Food Consumed:Raspberry Frozen Yogurt with Confetti Sprinkles
Last Crush:Cute Dr. Boy
Last Phone Call:To Kare Bear, my little sister
Last TV Show Watched:The local news
Last Time Showered:12pm today
Last Shoes Worn:Flip flops
Last CD Played:KFOG's Live From the Archives 10
Last Item Bought:Frozen Yogurt
Last Download:My radio appearence on KDVS
Last Annoyance:A guy came into work and sounded exactly like Steff from Pretty in Pink--it pissed me off.
Last Disappointment:You all know the answer to that.
Last Soda Drank:Generic diet cola
Last Thing Written:Prior to this survey? I wrote a note to communicate with a deaf customer.
Last Key Used:House Key
Last Words Spoken:Thank you
Last Sleep:Um, I woke up this morning at 9:23 am
Last Ice Cream Eaten:The *real* stuff? Two weeks ago at Holly and Jennifer's house--vanilla with fresh blackberries from their garden
Last Chair Sat In:The stool at the processing computer at work
Last Webpage Visited:www.livejournal.com

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These tomatoes really do taste like the sun.

Mmmmmmmmmm.

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