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Day 38...still waiting for my period to come. Maybe I am going through early menopause? It's certainly not pregnancy and I sincerely doubt there'd be anything immaculate about a conception. What the hell is wrong with my body? Why won't it just work.................*whines* Feet, ass, and now....well, (in Olivia's new terminology) daisycake. Make it go.

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I can't help but think of Dan.

*smirks*

Statiscally there are very few bi-sexual men, but I seem to date them almost exclusively. I will attest to the fact that they make the best lovers. As Martha might say, "It's a good thing." *sighs* And now there's even a t-shirt.

Yes, it's come to this...

There are few things more satisfying than ice-cold Diet A&W Rootbeer. Not drugs, not sex, not even rock 'n' roll...just diet soda.

I need to get out more.

I'm exhausted. Again.

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I have my therapy appointment tomorrow. I didn't do my homework and it's awfully difficult to cram for these things. Lord help me.