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My body is working against me. I woke up this morning with the most spectacular gastrointestinal "issues." No, I didn't throw up, but you can probably figure out the rest.
It was so bad it was humilating. So bad that I can't write about it. Bad.

And my eyes are swollen up. I look like Frankenstein on eyelid steroids. It's dead sexy.

Off to work. Yes really. Wish me luck.