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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the Congo (and then sued the makers of that godawful movie).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Tsar</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Getting yourself elected (by a miscount due to hanging chads).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Storm Troopers (from Star Wars).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Write a motivational seminar entitled "Why I am Overlord, and you are not."</td>

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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Rokken like Dokken

Actually, I lied. I'm tired and cranky and could use a backrub...

But that's besides the point.

Today was a great day. I decided that instead of cursing my abscess, I'm going to name it Mark and become friends with it. D thinks I've lost my mind and was quoting movie lines to support his point. Meanwhile, I had a deep conversation with Mark and tried to convince him to move on. Sadly, he hasn't yet taken the point and my ass is terribly brokenhearted about the entire thing.

Part of my second adolescence is describing in exhaustive detail all of my icky horrible body functions to friends and acquaintances. Welcome. Mwa ha ha.

I bought two books today, City of Quartz and In Her Shoes. The latter seems to suck, one of the main characters is totally impossible to relate to. Urgh.

PS Am I the only one who thinks the new Carl's Jr. bucking bronco commercial is totally exploitive and obscene?